Thursday, November 11, 2010

Humor: A Christian Eulogy


Three Men and a Casket

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Merle commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people’s lives."

Pete said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!'"

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Photo: Aelle (Flickr)



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9 Comments:

SophieMae said...

LOLOL!!! I'm with #3! She's aliiiiivvvvve! 8-]

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Bobbi said...

HAHAHA! Thanks...smiles back atcha!

The Real Me! said...

LOL! That's a good one! Can you imagine starring at a casket and then the person actually sitting up? OY! I'm probably pass out. LOL!

Have a super duper day!!
Hugs
Kim

Saleslady371 said...

This is a good one. LOL.

Marsha said...

Oh I wasn't expecting that one! Great line.

Blessings.

Faith said...

lol...that's great...on my tombstone (altho actually I wanna be cremated but...) i want the words 'I will rise, when He calls my name"

Janette@Janette's Sage said...

LOL....that is great and sounds so like my second born!!!

A Stone Gatherer said...

Yep, chuckling here! Thanks for the laugh!!

e-Mom said...

SophieMae, Bobbi, The Real Me!, Saleslady371, Marsah, Faith, Janette & Kim: Glad you all had a good chuckle while you were here. Happy weekend! ღ

 

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