Humor: Difference Between M & F

Using the Cash Machine

There are those in our culture today who say that there are no real differences between men and women except for the obvious physiological differences. Somebody observed the difference between the way men get money out of an ATM machine versus the way women get money out of an ATM machine.

For men it’s fairly simple . . .

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter your pin number.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

Now here’s the female procedure . . .

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake and put the window down.
4. Find handbag and remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and
hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to an excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Reinsert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your pin written on the inside back page.
11. Enter pin.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct pin.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. [I didn’t see that on the men’s list!]
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Recheck makeup.
19. Drive forward two feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and place card in the slot provided.
23. Mouth "I’m sorry" to the irate male driver waiting
behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for two to three miles.
27. Release parking brake.

Via Nancy Leigh DeMoss at Revive Our Hearts Radio. Need more laughs? Head over to Homesteader's Heart for this week's Friday Funnies.

Photos: ThiagoMartin & redspotted (Flickr)